Double Team (1997)

He punched Scottie Pippen. He kicked a camera man. Head butted referees. He married himself. He banged Carmen Elektra. Dennis Rodman is as a bad as he wants to be. He is also part of the worst film that ever could be.

Welcome to the movie Double Team. I'm sure there is a story line in here, but to be honest, I've been distracted by the awesome moves of Jean-Claude Van Damme, combined with his very (and I stress very) mediocre acting abilities. Oh yeah, and did I mention there is a tiger in this film. Yeah, a fucking tiger.

But lets take a shot at a story summary... Jean-Claude Van Damme is a spy. Mickey Rourke is a bad guy spy. Jean kills Mickey's child. Mickey gets pissed. Mickey steals Jean's pregnant wife. And Dennis Rodman is a transvestite arms dealer. Oh, and there is a tiger. 'Nuff said.

Filled with ridiculous action scenes and an overabundance of poorly written basketball jokes, Double Team is a brilliantly bad film. This film is highly recommended only if you are drunk. Realllly drunk.

Starring: Dennis Rodman. Mickey Rourke. Jean-Claude Damme. A fucking tiger.
Directed by: Who gives a fuck?

The Verdict: God Damn Awful

And now for a preview...